(1) What does the average University of Florida player get on his SATs?
Drool!
(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in 1 room?
A full set of teeth!
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips & push!
(4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza!
(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup!
(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home & get killed on the road!
(7) What are the longest 3 years of a Texas Longhorn football player's life?
His freshman year!
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None … that's a sophomore course!
(9) Where was O.J. Headed in the white Bronco?
Durham (NC). He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
(10) How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
Erect a goal post!
AND FINALLY
(Drum roll & cymbal clash!!!)
(11) Why did Tennessee & Clemson choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, & picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week!
Drool!
(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in 1 room?
A full set of teeth!
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips & push!
(4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza!
(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup!
(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home & get killed on the road!
(7) What are the longest 3 years of a Texas Longhorn football player's life?
His freshman year!
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None … that's a sophomore course!
(9) Where was O.J. Headed in the white Bronco?
Durham (NC). He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
(10) How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
Erect a goal post!
AND FINALLY
(Drum roll & cymbal clash!!!)
(11) Why did Tennessee & Clemson choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, & picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week!
