I F*CK!NG HATE MINNESOTA!
My blood was beginning to boil at halftime of the Purdue game. Today....It's a rolling boil.
These days we speak a lot about hate... and I'm concern about our children When my kids use the work "hate", I make them got to time-out...unless they use it to describe how they feel about the Minnesota Golden Gophers..
Why hate Minnesota:
I've thoroughly enjoyed watching Barry Alvarez and Co. have OWNED GOLDIE'S ASS!!! Minnesota has tried Wackers and Masons, Punky Brewsters, guys who looks like a gopher, and even a guy who looks like he ate the guy who looks like a gopher...and you still SUCK!!!
This weekend is special. Bucky will strike a special blow on Saturday by:
Oh that drive back to Minneapolis: One more defeat in a line of consecutive defeats, two less ways to rationalize Gopher futility mixed with heaping scoop of "I wish Minnesota was Wisconsin and Minneapolis was Madison" that comes with their trips to Madison will further fuel their hate for us... my hate for them.
My blood was beginning to boil at halftime of the Purdue game. Today....It's a rolling boil.
These days we speak a lot about hate... and I'm concern about our children When my kids use the work "hate", I make them got to time-out...unless they use it to describe how they feel about the Minnesota Golden Gophers..
Why hate Minnesota:
- They want The Axe
- Nobody calls Minnesota "THE U".
- Nobody cares that Minnesota won National Championships 8 decades ago.
- The Rouser needs Viagra.
- Your home crowd the only this less pathetic than your stadium.
- The countless Minnesota douche lords who can't realize - The girl who decided to go to Wisconsin doesn't want you to visit - She just took a Badger upstairs
I've thoroughly enjoyed watching Barry Alvarez and Co. have OWNED GOLDIE'S ASS!!! Minnesota has tried Wackers and Masons, Punky Brewsters, guys who looks like a gopher, and even a guy who looks like he ate the guy who looks like a gopher...and you still SUCK!!!
This weekend is special. Bucky will strike a special blow on Saturday by:
- Tying the all time series with The Gophers.
- Tying the two teams for all time football wins.
Oh that drive back to Minneapolis: One more defeat in a line of consecutive defeats, two less ways to rationalize Gopher futility mixed with heaping scoop of "I wish Minnesota was Wisconsin and Minneapolis was Madison" that comes with their trips to Madison will further fuel their hate for us... my hate for them.
