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Oscoe's Five Key Pants-Pissing Takes for Michigan

Oscoe

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Ok - so I realize it's a little late in the week for this, but you know, it's never too late to change a pair of soiled jeans. So with that in mind, let's begin:
  1. Bucky hasn’t really faced a combo of backs like Karen Higdon and Chrissy Evans. I mean, when Karen comes barreling through their line, will TJ and Co. be able to wrap her up ? And I mean, Chrissy’s got a terrific back-hand and all, but also has GREAT speed. How will they be able to keep her from getting out on the edge for big gains ?

  2. This Peters kid can tuck and run. Have the Badgers faced a mobile QB like him yet this year ? I’m already wet just thinking about losing contain against this kid.

  3. How are the Badger OL and backs going to keep Gary Rashan and Bruce Hurst from giving Horni a wedgy back there ?? Seriously, these two guys could make Jack Coan play a lot earlier in the game than we're all accustomed to.

  4. Sporting the “Falling Down” look, who’s glasses make them appear the most dangerous out there – CPC or Sleepover Jimmy ?? Because they make me VERY afraid of this guy:


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“I don’t want lunch, I want breakfast !!!”


5. What in God’s name are we going to do if The Fighting Khakis get into our Red Zone and come out in this formation ?? (hint: last year it resulted in a TD).

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