this is pretty good and creative!
You might remember Englishman Danny Willett's brother P.J. as the guy who was losing his mind on Twitter as Danny won the Masters earlier this year. It was fun to experience what was happening through somebody so close to the situation.
It became less fun this week when P.J. wrote for National Club Golfer about his brother Danny's first Ryder Cup experience and what P.J. hopes happens.
They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream 'Baba booey' until their jelly faces turn red.
They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing 'mashed potato,' hoping to impress their cousin.
They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they'll bellow 'get in the hole' whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists' Big Game Hunt Society.
Cue up Lefty for a response....
You might remember Englishman Danny Willett's brother P.J. as the guy who was losing his mind on Twitter as Danny won the Masters earlier this year. It was fun to experience what was happening through somebody so close to the situation.
It became less fun this week when P.J. wrote for National Club Golfer about his brother Danny's first Ryder Cup experience and what P.J. hopes happens.
They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream 'Baba booey' until their jelly faces turn red.
They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing 'mashed potato,' hoping to impress their cousin.
They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they'll bellow 'get in the hole' whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists' Big Game Hunt Society.
Cue up Lefty for a response....
