‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the den
There were 100 new threads
Since that morning at ten
The boards were looked over
By Jon Mack with care
Just to make sure
That the posters don’t swear
While Coach Fick scooped up
Four stars left and right
The other Badgers waited
By their phones with delight
Now Mama! Now Patrick!
Now Super and Ramby!
On Ducki! On Citrus!
On ChiefPT and CC!
The whole board was brewing
With discussion on topics
Even though it can’t be said
That all posters used logic
While Clint and I debate
Which prospects will fit
One thing we all know
Is Haering ain't it
As the new year approached
Our hopes are set free
For a high-flying offense
In twenty twenty-three
And so Coach Fick yelled
As he drove out of sight
On Wisconsin to all
And to all a good night!
And all through the den
There were 100 new threads
Since that morning at ten
The boards were looked over
By Jon Mack with care
Just to make sure
That the posters don’t swear
While Coach Fick scooped up
Four stars left and right
The other Badgers waited
By their phones with delight
Now Mama! Now Patrick!
Now Super and Ramby!
On Ducki! On Citrus!
On ChiefPT and CC!
The whole board was brewing
With discussion on topics
Even though it can’t be said
That all posters used logic
While Clint and I debate
Which prospects will fit
One thing we all know
Is Haering ain't it
As the new year approached
Our hopes are set free
For a high-flying offense
In twenty twenty-three
And so Coach Fick yelled
As he drove out of sight
On Wisconsin to all
And to all a good night!
